the power to breathe under water but only when yourout of water

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The power to be a toilet but you can´t transform back again for the hole eternity and you still keep your sense of smell and taste.

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the power to fart mace

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to think you have powers.

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The ability to see into the past at variable times between 1 and 30 seconds but be incapable of seeing the present.

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The power to travel forward in time at the speed of normal time.

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The ability to orgasm every time you speak.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to see through windows

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to melt ice cubes with your bare hands.

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!