the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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The power to always reach just half an inch away from the spot on your back that itches

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The power to run at the speed of light, but are paralyzed from the neck down.

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The power to change you`re mind at rando... the power to... hmm.. the... the.. AH! The power to... hmm... no... hmm...

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the power to get STD's

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The power to stay a virgin

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The ability to become the most attractive person in the world, but only when you're all alone. Also, it doesn't show up on film.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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the distinct ability to tell when a marine plant is mildly displeased with it's cells.

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The power to never end your .

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to get foot-boners

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The pointless super power of take a shit in your own mouth!

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to reach a top speed of 200 miles an our, but only in built-up areas

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!