The power to turn invisible but only when no ones around

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Turn gold into lead.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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The Ability to read another's mind, After insightfully asking them what they are thinking.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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lol

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the ability to grow your nails at will.

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The power to ask sarah jessica parker, "why the long face?"

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The power to find something that isn't in the last place you look.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to see concrete yellow

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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power to breath underwater but only when you're dry

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The power to do anything you don't want to do.

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The ability to find a squirrels nuts

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The ability to not be Batman

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to see as Stevie Wonder

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!