The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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The power to look at Chuck Norris. I dare you to try.

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The power to shower naked.

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the power to be phone

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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the power to make ur fingernails fall and the go into a coma when someone says hello.

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The power to understand this: Alucard: Father! I will stand against you! Dracula: Then it is time to kill your weak human side and join me in REMAKING THIS WORLD! (battle ensues Dracula takes a hell of a beating) Dracula: AAAAAAAARGHHHHHH! Heh... sarcasm... What is a man... if he gains the world, but loses his soul... limps away... Mark 8:36 I believe... Alucard: Father! I did not wish for you to die! Dracula: Uh I lost a sole, and the world is mine, already... Alucard: Well then lets keep fighting. Moral: Richter: YOU STEAL MENS SOLES! Dracula: The same could be said about every shoe shopper... Me: You are not gonna get this one, but if Dracula STEAL MENS SOULS! Then why would he have a soul to begin with? Its confusing... and the power to understand this is meaningless... BUT ENOUGH TALK YOU MISERABLE LITTLE PILE OF SECRETS! HAVE AT THY!

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The ability to know if a movie's crappy just by looking at its cover !

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The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power to erase yourself from all existence and in the process rewrite history so that you never existed. Seriously, there is NO beneficial use for this AT ALL.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The power to sleep

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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The power to have every single power you can imagine but not able to use any of them

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to kill yourself.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!