- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to speak brail.

The power to poop out your penis.

the power to go on the internet, but only when there is no wi-fi

The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

The power to be Helen Keller at will.

The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

The power to teleport to the center of the Earth.

The power to shoot dix out of ure mouth.

The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

The power to die but once

The power to foresee events, one yoctosecond before it happens

the ability to only do pointless things.

The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

The ability to fly while on a plane. You can only do this at the same altitude and speed of the plane.

The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

The ability to know exactly where every Canadian penny within 5 feet of you is.

The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

The power to just eat one lays potato chip

The power to when you get scared, you fart.

The power to break your Nokia phone.

Pointless Super Powers