the power to submit a superpower that is not pointless but unnecessary

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The power to tell if a movie is crap just by looking at its cover

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The ability to not blink twice as long as the normal person! Lol

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The power to get the most thumbs up`s on you`re comment.

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The power to be able to hold your farts while you pee.

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The power to lick your own elbow

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to imagine a new colour

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the power to fly twice every 22 years for 6 seconds in you room with the door closed

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The power to think outside the bun.

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The super power to control paper.

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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Ability to not lose excuses when declining a date.

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The power to break your pinkie fingers every time you look at them.

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The power to switch gender identity

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The ability to breathe automatically

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to get rid of feminism

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!