the power to breathe but only if there's oxygen present

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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The ability to perpetually masturbate.

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The power to be attracted by bullets

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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The power to laugh at Tyler Perry's House of Payne

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to become a carrot.

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The power to generate fecal matter when being held at gunpoint.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to slap the thigh and ride the wave :P

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The power to make condoms out of pizza dough.

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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the power to see with your eyes open

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to take away your power.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!