the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to read but only when your using audio read.

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the power to feel extreme pain

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to do EVERYTHING backwards

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to turn into a cookie, but only when the person next to you is on a ravenous cookie eating spree.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to be yourself.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to read your own mind.

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The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to flip the world upside-down when you do a handstand.

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The power to pee standing up

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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The Power to die at will

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!