The power to volunteer as tribute.

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you can talk to dust but they dont respond in a language you can understand

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the ability to fold towels only while they are dirty.

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to create mysterious stains on your clothes.

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The power to talk really loud or quiet and you can control it.

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the power to turn into a fish that is less then one mm small while only on land

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the power to frow up when your not sick.

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to not care about pointless superpowers

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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to not blink for 5 seconds

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The Power To Melt into goop when you eat Delicious food

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The ability to fly but only if you're on the ground

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The power to repel women.

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The power to be invisible when no one is looking at you!

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The power to know you don't have a superpower

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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The power to seduce any woman but only if you're gay

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The power to click the left button of your mause, only by thinking of how you click it,while your finger is on the button.

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The ability to smell colors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!