Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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the power to die....

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The ability to sit down without using any other body part than your butt.

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The power to summon a green Hippo that would mush up your poop in your toilet. Oddly, the superpower is only able to be summonded one a year, sorry.

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The power to remove the power within.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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the power to write amazingly neat but only with invisible ink

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The ability to Transform into an active grenade

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The power to make yourself not have a super power

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the power to eat when your hungry

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the power to be powerless

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to remember when pepperidge farm remembered

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the power to kill someone if you shoot them in the heart

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!