The ability to change your eye colour at will. basically, you do this with a torch. Everyone can do this.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to talk to animals and have them partially understand you.

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The power to remember every moment of your suckish life

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to read a dictionary in under 48 hours

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The ability to speak all languages ever recorded in history, but cannot speak without using at least 10 of them simultaneously.

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The ability to transform escalators into stairs.

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The ability to obtain a date with any girl you want, but only if you are gay.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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Immunity to medication

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The power to shoot flames from your hands, only its not really warm.

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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the power to go thru anything but get stuck in it

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The power to dissasemble yourself, but not re-assemble yourself.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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you can teleport anywhere in the world but every time you do you get punched by kimboslice in the face

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the power to at will swap your hands and feet around... you fall over every time

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!