- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to heal...... Your Opponent

The power to turn into a laptop forever

The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

Being able to say Sushi 10 times in a row fastly.

The power to kill yourself, but revive at the same age only to find yourself in the other gender.

The power to have superhuman strength. But I have to jack off to do so.

The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

the power to be .13 cents short on every purchase you try to make.

The power to kill anyone with your mind, In your imagination.

The power to transform your foreskin to rusty iron.

The power to make your hair look curly or straight once a year

the power to die

The power to skip the Kripp.

the power to move up floors or levels,but only in an elevator

The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

The power to stop people from committing suicide just before they do, but only by killing them...

The ability to rape the willing.

the power to not have power

The power to communicate with your own toenail clippings.

The ability to make every super model fall in love with you but be blind, deaf, and have no sense of touch...

The power to give automatically give all your money to a Nigerian businessman for a special investment opportunity

The power to transform your appearance so that you look unmistakably like yourself.

the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

The ability to ruin ipods by simply listening to a song

Pointless Super Powers