The power to give yourself a migraine at will.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to be born.

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The power to get this. Do you get it?

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The power of Being stupid

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Being able to temporarily lift 10x what you can typically lift while simultaneously having the power that everything you touch immediately becomes 10x heavier.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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They power to be able to make meth.

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the power to self destruct without hurting people.

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The power to transform into a green extremely skinny and weak guy when you get angry.

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the power to glow in the dark only during the day

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The power to consume extrement and expire. Nero: This is simply my seal of quality.

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levi Hahne is gay

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having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to eat toxic waste as long as it is not toxic but die from non-toxic waste and stuff

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the power to make the tip of a kangaroo's nose itch.

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The power to not think of a productive power.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to be able to taste shit from miles away.

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The power to see very far with the eyes closed.

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The power to do anything that will not affect anyone but you in any way.

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!