Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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the power to say the power to say the power to say the power to say.....

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The power to turn your knee any shade of orange on every full moon.

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The power to have magnetic eyeballs.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to grow your toenails, but only one at a time.

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The power to walk on your eyeballs, but only on sharp objects.

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The power to summon huge snowstorms, but only on the weekend.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to urinate in any color- even rainbow color!

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to say things twice. The power to say things twice.

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to give yourself a sinus infection

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The power to have an indestructible tongue.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to recharge batteries by licking them.

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The power to levitate 0.000000000000001mm off the ground when going up stairs.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!