The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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the power to be allergic to every thing

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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the ability to inhale your food(John Eric)

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The ability of making your Windows go blue-screened

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the power to be able to run long distances without getting tired

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the power to be powerless

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the power to eat when your hungry

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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Being able to see exactly 0.001419 seconds into the future

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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the power to shit shards of glass

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The power to generate electricity, unfortunately, you're not resistant to it.

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The power to waste time reading this.

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The power to transform into a bronie

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The power to change the tv channel only when you have the remote in your hands.

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the power to see through windows

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power to make acid rain only when your are locked outside your house

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS WITHOUT PRESSING THE BUTTON

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The power to have a x-ray vision. but only for adults.

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The power to only sit down and not stand up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!