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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Because with the exception of a few good men... YOU CANT HANDLE THE TRUTH!

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the power to walk thorugh a door if its lcosed

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to go back in time one second at a time, but the ability takes one second to recharge.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to summon Wolverine, but only so he can give you a colonoscopy.

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the ability to see as well as stevie wonder

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the power to like justin beiber

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the power to have access to unlimited porn but your parents never leave the room

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The power to think up a pointless superpower.

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Third armpit.

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the power to grill steak for a vegetarian

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the ability to make something that docent exists

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to fly, but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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constantly flowing sexy anime hair.

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To be able to levitate one object in front of you for one second a day

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!