The power to turn any object into food

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The power of invisibility, but only when you're wearing a morph suit, and people can still see the morph suit.

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The power to pee poop

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Pointless Super Powers? Well Probably The Power To Sperm Uncontrollably.

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The power to control any O-shaped piece of metal.

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The power to generate stuffed animals/plush toys at will.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to walk twice as fast as a guy who walks half the speed you normally have.

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The power to sleep

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to die uncontrollably and never come back or do anything else.

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The power to eat soup with a fork.

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The ability to know what time it is when looking at a working clock.

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to never stop shitting.

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The power to know where the beef is

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The power to kill anyone who is 4 seconds away from certain death

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tumor boy, has the power to grow a tumor in his own body.

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the power to be the best at a game but nobody knows you

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to see 1 plank length farther then most normal people

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The power to give your wife rights

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!