The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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The ability to select which ad you want to be shown on any website, but only once per day.

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The power to get rid of feminism

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The power to wiggle your toes unless they're tomatoes..

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the power to sneeze cum

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The power to have no powers!

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The power to eat food

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The power to have 20/20 hindsight.

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The power to turn on the TV with the remote

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The power of being invincible after getting blown to the sun and killed by it while your balls are being bit by a crock

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The power to fall from any height and stop in midair right before you hit the ground, then continue falling with 100x the velocity from before you stopped.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to destroy galaxies but only when drunk or high

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The superpower to know everything about the earth today after 2.5trillion years have passed

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The ability to smell with your hands

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

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Lactokinesis

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the power to know when it isn't either 4 or 9 o'clock.

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The powert to look at people, only when you're alone.

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!