- Pointless Super Powers

Death at will

The power to bleed

Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

The power to be invisible but only to blind people.

Being able to breath in space but only when touching oxygen

The power to find the last piece of a jigsaw puzzle

the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

the pouwer giv mee gramr

The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

The power to not feel pain when you are not in pain.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

The power to die when you change emotions

The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

The power to shut the fuck up.

The power to talk to animals only when they don't want to talk to you.

Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

The power to eat soap.

The power to make dogs quit sniffing you.

The power to move 7% faster.

The power to change your eye colour but you are the only one who can see the difference.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!