the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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KeemStar

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The ability to summon a used cottonbud once in your life

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The power to cry acid tears

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ability to fly in a plane

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The power of having night vision that only works during the day

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

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The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

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The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

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The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!