the power to get alot of subscribers but only you can see them.

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The power to fly but only if you standing on the ground

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The power to defrost windows with the turn of a knob.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to do EXACTLY nothing

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the power to remove the white seeds from a watermelon over the course of two months.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to shit diamonds, but only into magical underwear that turn diamonds into shit.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to wink really fast.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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To have the ability to trip over your own "meat curtains" at will and make it look graceful... somehow.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!