- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The power to make a small hamster yawn.

the power to recognize "woman rights".

The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

The power to get massive boners when you are reading a presentation.

The power to have orgasm everytime a cold breeze rolls in

the power to fly but only during a thunder storm

The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

The power to turn food into human waste.

The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

The power to remember what your homework is two minutes before you have to turn it in.

A parapalegic with super strength! Oh and with lockjaw, and addicted to Botox.

The power to recite all digits of pi, but you can’t stop and you die when you’re done

The power to see in darkness when you're asleep.

The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

The power to switch on clappers by snapping your fingers

The ability to type without having to use the shift key.

The power to see through horses

The ability to read a book by its cover

The power to float without gravity.

The ability to breathe automatically

The power to turn into air and go with the wind

Pointless Super Powers