The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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the power to go on this website

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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The ability to see through invisibility.

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you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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The power to be toilet paper and never run out of paper but still keep your sense of taste

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The ability to access any website you want but, you cant connection to the internet.

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to shoot apples, but they disintegrate in mid-air. Also, the apples are tiny.

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The power to create garbage out of nowhere.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!