The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to get the highest voted pointless superpower.

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eht rewop ot daer sdrowkcab.

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The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

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The pointless superpower to make any situation awkward.

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to phase through toilet paper.

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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The super power to control paper.

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the power to die

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The Power of cheese

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the power to jump high but u have no legs

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The power to fart flames

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the power to have no one read this post

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the power to always do your homework but never turn it in to the teacher.... RESULTS=failure

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to swim very fast in shallow water.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!