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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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The power to create brilliant memes, but you don't have access to the internet.

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The ability to die whenever you think of death.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to transform yourself into a door.

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The ability to fly, but only during thunderstorms.

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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The power to have any power on this list but only 1 at any given point in time.

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The ability to morph into someone else's left butt cheek

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to get anything for free but at a cost

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Going through obejects but cant move

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to make paper doves at above average speed but you can only make 4 a day.

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!