The ability to change a light bulb with the help of a friend on the first or fourth Tuesday of every 4 four months when he has enough free time to help.

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The power to glow in rooms with reddish purple walls

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the power to not have a power

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The power to have bad breath after you brushed your teeth.

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The power to turn into a two by two LEGO piece - once.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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The power to levitate mustard.

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The power to f*ck yourself

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the power to create Snyder films. xD

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power of telekinesis over any object one is physically touching.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The power to have bad luck!

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!