the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to shit brix

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The power to drink an entire bottle of soy suase without dieing

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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the ability to die without any control

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Imortality.

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the power to be invisible when no one is looking at you.

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shit whole balogna sandwiches.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to die using your willpower.

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The power of bullet atraction

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the power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers while using this website

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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tree powers (the power to turn into a tree)

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THE POWER OF WATCHING YOUTUBE VIDEOS but just with a telephone in hand that can reproduce videos

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The power to attract bullets.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The ability to breathe automatically

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!