you have the power to se anything and everything in the entire universe, but only if you are blind.

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The power to make out of thin air

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The power to win the lottery, but only the december 21 of 2012.

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to make asians smart

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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the power to freeze yourself in time but nothing else and you cannot unfreeze yourself

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the ability to turn on lamps but you have to be touching them

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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the ability to darken darkness

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The power to sleep

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WHY SPIDERS WHY CAN NOT BE BUTTERFLYS

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The power to change lemonade into lemons.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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the power to be the best looking person but only to rapists.

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The Power to rot you favorite food by looking at it

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the power to make music for deaf people

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to understand the purpose of life, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!