The ability to walk on water. But only when it is frozen.

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The power to teleport yourself through cellular signals but only on nights and weekends.

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The power to open unlocked doors

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The power to turn invisible but only different parts of the body and happens at random times of the day.

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The power to be normal.

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The power to always know the exact time.

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The power of reading the entire terms of service and understand it in less than 10 hrs.

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The abilty to think Justin Beiber is talented.

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The power to reverse moonwalk

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the power to make yourself invisible, except for your left arm

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The power to shit delicious food.

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The power to be able to turn any internet connection into dial up. Instantly

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The power to see into the past exactly one second.

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The power to lay down and go unconscious for 8 hours.

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The power to buy every game ever created, but you only have a ps3.

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The power to produce a single penny by tapping your index finger against any surface.

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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The power to transform yourself into a perfect copy of your mother.

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The power to walk .1% faster

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the ability to turn everything you touch into either a WACKY WAVING INFLATABLE ARM FLAILING TUBE MAN or a piece of CRUDELY PAINTED NOT-SO-FUNNY PLYWOOD CUT-OUT FOLK ART!

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The power to stretch your arms to any length but without the ability to revert them back to normal.

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the power to transform into yourself

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!