The ability to see through glass.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The ability to be absurdly clever and funny only when you're alone.

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The ability to swim on dry land only when submerged in dry water.

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the power to time travel 1sec to the past every 1 day

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the power to eat as many brownies as you like without getting sick, but to be allergic to chocolate.

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The ability to be jealous of tom watts like jack moore

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The power to paint as if you were michelangelo but only if your painting sad clowns eating knives

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the ability to drive on the hood of the car

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the power to shit cellulose

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The power to have a power but having a power that disables the last power.

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power to blow out candles with you arse

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The ability to throw sacks filled with butter at Finn the Human

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The ability to get a headache when you do or say something stupid.

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The power to burp whenever you want to, but only after you've drunk 15 Dr. Peppers

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The power to die and come back to life every 10 minutes.

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The power find anything on Google. Except Love.

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X-ray vision that only works on old mens clothes.

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The power to have courage to tell hitler that you are jew

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The power to not laugh at midgets when your stoned.

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Ability to send a Jehovah witness to your house in command.

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The power to see into one's own past.

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The power to fly really high, but only for 10 seconds.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!