The abliity to fall asleep while

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the power to think up AWSOME funny pointless powers but never have the guts to put them on Pointless Superpowers

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the power to make to much coffee

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the ability to invent in the speed of light good useless super powers ideas.

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The power to see what you were doing 5 seconds ago.

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to fart anytime i want to.

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The power to light things on fire with a match

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The power to do anything for love, but not "that".

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the power to read things completely wrong, ex. tastebuds=noseplugs

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The power to fit through your cat door but only when the door is unlocked.

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being able to see into the future, but completely forget upon returning to the present.

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the power to let dust gather twice as fast

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The ability to have a gigantic erection, but only when a gay man is fantisizing about you

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The ability to walk over ball pits.

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The ability to go into labor 200 miles away from the nearest hospital

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The power to be a human for 1 second once a month.

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The power to see in the dark. But only if you shut your eyes.

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The power to return my ps4 for the third time, and wait for months to get a new one only to discover its the tv connection which is broken and I cant afford a new tv because I already spent a lot of money on ps4 games. Mural: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

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The power to teleport someone into the nearest restroom after they've touched your thighs.

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The power to turn anything you to touch into stickers

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The power to make pot legal except when there's cops around.

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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the power to get nits -jesse

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!