Projectile Perspiration: The ability to perspire on other people, up to 2 meters away.

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The power to turn diamonds into coal.

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The power to smell the inside of your nose.

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power of asdfgh

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The power to start laughing uncontrollably when someone says the word "ferret"

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The power to see through your eyelids when blinking.

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The power to hold in a fart but subsequently burp it out with twice the force.

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the ability to give a potato an orgasm

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the power to have ultimate ninjaskills only when being alone.

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shit and piss at the same time

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The power to eat as many ice cubes as you want without getting a brain freeze.

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the power to grow any one hair at any desirable lenght

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The power to think that you can fly when you wear a cape.

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the power to stand awkwerdly in one place for a long time

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The power to type in the wrong capatcha.

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The power to pee after drinking lots of water

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The power to think of a clever comeback as soon as the person has left the room.

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The power to put your pants on, two legs at a time.

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The ability to make children cry whenever they see you.

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The power to step only on the surface of lego bricks, no other surface.

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The power to blame Indonesian children for your misfortunes.

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The power to turn jelly into peanut butter, but only in quantities of 17 gallons.

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The superpower to fly but when you reach 55 feet up you loose your power

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!