The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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The power to dance really well

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The ability to recognize any meme at will.

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The power to shit 1 penny per every year

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to used any power i want when you're asleep

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the power to write on cellophane

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The power to vote for Osama Bin Laden for president. Moral: And to believe it could still be worse...

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The power to look ugly when people look at you but look hot when no one looking at you

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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Immunity to everything but AIDS, bears, being choked with cloth, Donald trump, Energy Blasts, fire, guns, etc.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to quote Castlevania quotes all day... yelling them out on the streets! Moral: WHAT IS A MAN! People look at me and laugh... and moral man struts past... he has never been so awesome before... They see me rollin... they laughing... they lovin... and I hope nobody calls the ambulance because I am crazy... in love... I can see it in your eyes... I can see it in your smiiileeee...

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The ability to predict the future .000001 seconds in advance.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to slam revolving doors.

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The power to shit brix

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the power to suddenly have suicidal thoughts

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The power to grow fingernails.

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The power to go back in time and kill Hitlerr, only after you've had sex with him though

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the power of being cut off mid senta

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The power to wear comfortably wear shoes that are way too small.

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!