The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to think of a funny pointless superpower then find out someone has already posted it.

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The ability to sweat caramel

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The power to take away your power.

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the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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the power to get any man i want www.cumhump.me (thats my website)

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The ability to walk five hundred miles but than you have to walk five hundred more.

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The power to type: Hey if you wanna read funny "superpewers", then you have come to the right place! Just follow the trail of The moral man so he can stay in the middle the place where nobody looks or gives a sh... you know what? Dont thumb me, Moral man wants to stay down here rather than stuck in the middle of nowhere. Moral: If telling people to read more pointless superpowers at the "newest" superpowers, isnt pointless, then that would mean that this whole "pointless superpowers section is really meaningful... which by itself is meaningless... WIN!

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The power to peel a banana with your foreskin

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The power to change place with any famous boxer everytime he gets hit. Moral: Hate me, love me... in the end you cannot hate what you do not care about do you? Remember this, when someone hates you, its simply because they care and worry about you... probably the only moral that makes sense... life is beautiful, thank you haters, thank you lovers, and you know what they say... haters gonna hate... they are all just a fluffy bunch of people that care too much :)

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The ability to kick your toe and get a headache

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The power to deconstruct molecules, but only when they're part of an object with a volume of 1 cubic millimeter.

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power to have no power at all

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the power to make bubles without soap

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power to poop out 5x5 ice cube

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the ability to constantly have the fever

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Ability to emit soap from your ears in the sun

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the power to shrink or grow at will, except your organs stay the same size

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The power to jump super high, without landing ok.

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The power to make green lights turn red on approach.

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Liam Brudenell

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The abilitie to tell whether or not the light on a fridge is on or off...

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The power of seeing and talking to God (in case there's one) but cannot really prove His existence to any other person. (Sounds really like any religious person there is).

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!