The power to time travel to the present.

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the power to engage in prostitution, unless you are a prostitute.

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The power to only drink when your parents are watching.

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The power to sleep and never be disturbed.

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The power to think up really funny pointless superpowers.

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The power to piss lava.

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to not have a power.

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The power to perfectly tie a Cherry stem in your mouth only while your in and elevator going down in Shanghai on the fourth shortest tower with a pink roof

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The power to breath fire even though you are not fireproof.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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Melting

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the immunity to bullets only after being shot 47 times and are dead

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The power to easily persuade people to your opposing viewpoint

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The power to turn into an escalator

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The power to resist the Facebook status forces.

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when riding home on my bike with music on pretenend im in a race with no1 and commentate on it .....

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The power to be scared shitless and run around like a retard for about 100 minutes.

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The power to be vegan but not tell anyone

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The power to feel like you're gonna sneeze forever

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Pointless Superpowers? Eh, I got nothing.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to eat turkey with nothing more than your mouth.

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The power to be allergic to cat hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!