The power to cough, but only at funerals, and speeches

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The power to have broads in Atlanta.

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The power to come back to life just by yelling: I LIVE AGAIN! Or RESURRECTION! (which is not easy when you are dead)

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to have a small penis

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to have a hot mom and sister that constantly train you sexually so you can satisfy any woman. (useless my ass)

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the power to fly if you are touching the ground

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the power to have a power.

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to give yourself cancer

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the power to smell tastebuds

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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The power to save 16% or more on your auto insurance

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The power to talk to talking animals.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!