The power to transform into air.

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The power to understand myspace

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The ability to immediately gain stage four stomach cancer.

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The power to bleed

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The power to turn acute triangles into equilateral triangles.

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the power to walk halfway through a wall

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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The power to speak to unicorns, even though they don't exist

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to jump really high but get hurt when you fall back down :You now posses airborne suicide DUMBASS

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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the ability to walk on your eyelids

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The power to grow two extra arms that are invisible, can't touch anything, and you can't control.

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The ability to sing good in the shower... but nowhere else

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The ability to write pointless super powers on pointsuperpowers.com because it's pointless

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to manage Chelsea FC

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The power to stay a virgin

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the power to make your voice sound like a two year old little girl's.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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The power to call gkraatz gay

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to increase gravity and every time you get use to it, it goes up more

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!