having the ability to not piss yourself when your on the toilet.

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The power to think of a witty comeback 3 days too late.

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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds

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The power to suck deez nuts

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The power to not talk but only when nobody is around five feet of you

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to become friends with a plastic box

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The power to instantly ressurect at the very same spot if you get submerged under lava or acid.

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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the power to make elton john gay

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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The power to make thing look blurry for your self

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The power to resurrect 3 percent of the time you kill yourself on purpose.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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the power to run windows ME for a day without the system hanging

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Balls.

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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The power to poop anytime you want to.(technically its an okay power cause when you need to poop you could poop in another time). so my friend thought of one and he said: The power to die anytime but you still get old and you get to be like a 200 hundred year old man/woman and have the capability of their age so basically just die when your 90.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to divide by zero, but not remember how when someone asks you.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!