The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The abilitie to lick your elbow.

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to add a minus to your bank account balance.

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The ability too pass SOPA but not ACTA.

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to bleed when your grandmother kisses you.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to only be able to breath when you have absorbed the soul of a mythical dragon.

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To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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The ability to transform into a bucket full of water... With no idea how to turn back.

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The power to kiss my mom' s ass from long distances

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to still have 0.01 percent of germs on your hands.

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The power to kick ass and chew bubblegum but be all out of kicks. "sits down chews bubblegum"

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the ability to enjoy school

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!