The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

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black people

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The power to have uncontrollable amounts of earwax so when you put in earphones they get covered in earwax

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The power to have omniscience but can't speak and have Alzheimer's.

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The power to shoot stagetti from your finger tips.

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To survive listening to James Blunt

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The power to die but once

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the ability to smile a tooth grin while pooping on your own chest

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to read Chuck-E-Cheese's mind.

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the power to listen to music when you have headphones

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The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The power to become annoyed by annoying people

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The power to sing Friday by Rebecca Black perfectly when it's thursday.

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The power to stay awake all the time no matter what! Moral: Its called insomnia I believe...

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The power to peel stickers

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to give anyone a Kim Jong-un haircut.

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The power to fly, but only when standing on ground...

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the power to have the most dangerous but most awesome power in the universe but not know how to use it

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The ability to fart with out smellling it only the others around you

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!