The power of throwing back grenades

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The Power To Explode Only When You Are In Underwater And Not In The Earth's Atmosphere And In A Room Made Of Diamond

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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the ability to turn a banana into an apple at will, but only for a few seconds.

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To turn into a guy that is tiny but can't do anything but speak.

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The ability to fly at will but only if you are zoned out

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The power to not die in lava but only when you are cold

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The power to temporarily give yourself a random STD.

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The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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The power to vote for donald trump #FeelTheBern

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The power to breathe ABOVE water.

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The power to end a sentence the way that people wasn't expecting them to orangoutang.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to write pointless super powers. -Anna

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The power to put out light from your butt

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The power to change your mind

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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...

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The power to only like foods that are at least two different colors, but only on Thursdays. All the other days are whatever you wanna eat :D

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The power to teleport to hell. You cannot teleport anywhere else.

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The ability to to turn into a living torch,but only if it's already light

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!