the ability to know if a movie is bad or good but only after you have watched it

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The power to make an awesome school lunch for the kids!

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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the power to win any shit eating contest.

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The Abiltity to poop and pee in your mouth and chest......

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The power to have a normal sized torso, but short legs.

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the power to win the crying game

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to cook minute rice in 58 seconds.

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The power to see your neck without a mirror

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The power to run in slow motion and jumping around.

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The ability to turn Barack Obama white

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to be reincarnated as yourself 5 minutes before you die again

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The power to hurt the people you love

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The power to sit down as long as you are not in contact with anything.

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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Teh pewer too dissablee speeltjeck Mortal: KOMBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT!

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to steer a car pretty accurately.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!