the power to be incredibly charming and witty but only around old people and little children.

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The ability to constantly touch yourself.

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the power to be a master carpenter, make anything, except love.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The power to be a virgin forever.

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The power to fly 2mm above the ground

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The power to nail anyone you want (legally) but no one remembers, including you

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the power to say i can bend you

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to talk like a leb when you get angry at your mum

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The power to make a small hamster yawn.

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The power to be unconscious during Calculus class.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to talk to your socks but only when they're dying...

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The ability to turn bread into really burnt toast while no one is watching.

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The power to be 10% more comfortable when sitting on a really uncomfortable couch.

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The power of not knowing

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The ability to regrow 1 strand of hair every 2 years.

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The power to handle the truth. Moral: Truth is in the eye of the beholder, I AM THE ONE AND ONLY BEHOLDER!

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The power to care for anything and nothing.

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The ability to peel potatoes with your mind.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!