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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.
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The power to transform into air.
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the ability to have 2/3 nipples.
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The ability to have X-Ray vision that only works on glass.
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The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.
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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.
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The power to remove the power within.
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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth
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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.
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The power to jump 1 centimeter higher than you usually can
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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"
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Zebra Man has the power to change color from black to white and back again, at will
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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes
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The power to..em............ Forget your super power.
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The power to move through light at the speed of time
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The power to telekinetically pull sharp objects towards you at incredible speeds.
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The ability to only be capable of drinking boiling water, but still feel the pain.
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The power to jump .000000000000000000000000001% higher.
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The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else
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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day
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The ability to eat anything except for food
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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.
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The power to eavesdrop on your best friend from anywhere in the world when he's sleeping.
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the power to fall asleep while being awake
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!