the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to make one's skin very bumpy.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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Power to turn on the PC with your finger and use the internet but only if the internet is available. Please see contact detail and call the number for the following service...

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the power of spontaneous combustion but only when you get an erection

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power to see events happen 0.04 seconds AFTER they occur

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the ability to grow trees in the desert

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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The power to look busy at work but only when the boss is not looking.

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The power to catch em all

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The ability to go 100% slower

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The ability to see through clothing that people aren't wearing

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The power of night vision only when you are carrying a flashlight that is turned on.

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!