The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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The power to shit bombs that only go off when bitten by you.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to go into the future. Only by 1 second.

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The power to get an evil purple aura around you and laugh evilly every time you answer something honestly.

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The power to watch womens basketball

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the power to be imune to fire but only when is -40ºC

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power to look through glass.

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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Th power to be telepathetic

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the power to stop time for everything... including yourself

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The ability to lead millions into committing mass genocide, proceeding this by killing yourself.

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the power to be invisible, but only at night

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The ability to make all the world's coffee lukewarm.

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The power to be white but only in the city limits of detroit or compton.

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The power to eat air with your lungs

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to teleport yourself naked in front of your mom each time she is naked. (it cant be shut of)

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See the answers to any question inside your head while suffering from severe dyslexia.

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The power to have logs come out a tiny hole in your body. Oh wait... - SMC Digital

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The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!