The ability to turn into Jeff the Magic Cactus Baby, for a second, while you are sleeping.

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the power to die

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to turn apples into pears

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the power to waste time doing stupid stuff like reading this.

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the power to repel any girl that you like and be extremely attractive to girls you do not like at all

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The power to read minds but only if the person is thinking the exact same thing as you.

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The power to change the channel with your mind, but only to the Weather Network.

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The power to not have this superpower

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The power to live again but only while your still alive.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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The power to go back in time but only in the year 17.

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The power to exude spaghetti from your pockets, which is never stopped. The spaghetti keeps coming. Out of your pockets. Spaghetti everywhere.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to travel faster then the speed of smell

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The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to wink with both eyes

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You can send your mind and memories into your past self, but it doesn't work if you have any regrets or want to do things better.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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Reverse Pooping

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TyPiNg In LoWeR aNd CaPs To AnNoY oThErS

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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the power get massive erections but you are only aroused buy new born babies or near death old men and women.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!