The ability to fart, hiccup, vomit, crap, burp, laugh, cry, scream and sneeze all at the same time

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the power to poop out cactuses when no toilets are in a hour drive length away

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power that allowls peopl to speel incorrektly. :B

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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the power to move forward in time one second peer second

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Lactokinesis

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The power to be normal.

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The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

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the power to insta-kill anyone as long as their dead

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the power to mimic what people are saying if they are dead and underwater

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The power to have a power

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The power to fart in technicolor.

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the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to lock a public toilet door and climb over the walls with ease.

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The power to turn on electronic devices without pressing the switch, but only when you're touching the switch.

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The power to have children at will.

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The power to turn anything you touch into cats

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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The power to fall unconscious at will.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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X-Ray vision that only works on fat chicks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!