The power to procrastinate when you ahve an exam coming up

The power to type anything you want the same time you think of what you want to type.

Can fall without taking any injury, but for only 1 foot.

The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

The power to levitate a lamp 4 inches off the ground... Once...

The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

The ability to be immortal but have every single sickness in the world.

The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

The power to fart shamelessly on the first date.

the power to eat when you have already ate from a few hours ago

The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

The power to say you have a superpower.

Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

the ability to say "you're killing me", without irony...to my murderer

The power to be immune to everything except for bears, beets, and Battlestar Galactica

The power to fly at the speed of sound, but only at ground level with your eyes closed.

The power to go through open windows

The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

The power to travel in time but only to the moment of your death.

the power to cure someones cold by giving them AIDs

The power to shoot 2 inches of artillery cable from your pinkie.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!