The power to kill yourself when you are dead.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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the power to vote

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The power to fuck everyone.

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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to shrink smaller than oxygen molecules

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to know everything in the universe but you are mute.

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The ability to rape the willing.

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The power to understand irony.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to spontaneously combust into trillions of microscopic kittens, every time you stare a cat photo for more then 3 hours.

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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the ability to make real zero dollar bills

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The power to go forward in time so you get defeated faster

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to lift liquids, as long as they're in some sort of solid container.

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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The power to expand the size of your head and gain weak telekinesis, but you die in 3 days, the bigger you make your head, the more powerful your telekinesis but the faster you die.

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The power to make cottage cheese...With you mind!!

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!