The power to overcome any addiction by constantly doing whatever you are addicted to.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to levitate mustard.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to make fish appear in pants.

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The power to have a 17% avoidance rate to stepping on lego bricks.

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The power to read and immediately understand any vanity license plate from Arizona.

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power to fly and superstrength as soon as you die.

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the power two become drunk at anytime

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The ability to scream and whisper at the same time.

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The power to read this text unless you can see it.

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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The power to like this text that explain a pointless superpower.

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hey

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The power to control facial hair of women.

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The power to jump 1 cm more than the average human when you're scared.

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The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to touch the ground using only your feet

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!