The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to tell the future but no one believes you

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to do your homework.

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The power to fart and smell like shit and not be shit.

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The ability to consume nutrient of the object what you swallow.

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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An ability to exist without any food but only after you eat some food.

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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The power of a power of a power of a power

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The power to fall asleep before the end of a movie

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The power to go blind at will.

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high. the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking. the ability to allow a banana to sing uncontrollably songs strictly about being a banana, previously sung by a mammal. the ability to write funny things but only about banana(s).

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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the power to send future you crazy

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The ability to do nothing

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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the power to wake up each mourning with a fast food joint mascot next to you saying "You were great last night"

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!