the power to break down public transport on hot days

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The power to move microscopic specks of dust, but only one at a time, and only a few times a year.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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To be able to cut grass to the femtometer of any desired length, but only whilst standing in the eye of a hurricane.

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The power to lose the remote.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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The power to strap wheels of cheese to your own body without getting tired easily.

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The power to move objects by touching them.

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The power too shot seeds IF you are not alive

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The ability to autotune a song about Friday.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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The power to be a leave by putting on leaves.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to heal...... Your Opponent

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the ability to enjoy school

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!