The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to die whenever you want.

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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The ability to teleport.... 1 Centimeter from your current location, It also takes 5 hours to be able to teleport again.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to shoot lemons out of your urethra.

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to LEROOOOY JEEEEENKINS

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The power to see through bones.

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To sumon a cheeto named bill every time you say cow.

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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The ability to teleport from any toilet to any toilet and read minds of anyone in the bathroom all around the world.

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!