The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The ability to make everything on you invisible, exept yourself

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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the power to make have wolverines claws but no healing abilitys

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The super power to kill yourself at will

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the power to sleep for a LONG TIME but u still can die from dehydration and no food

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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the power to have a fancy costume and a nice car-batman

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The power to spend your life doing things that are totally pointless

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The power to be dead

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!