the power to walk through unlocked doors

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to see the future but only when you are in the past.

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The power of x-ray vision only when you are naked in public. More people the stronger it is.

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The power to mind control inanimate objects.

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Guys, it's over.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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Laser vision but only if you are looking into a mirror

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The ability to crap out acid once every month.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The ability to fly as long as you're touching the floor.

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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The power to kill someone at 20 meters with your mind, but it doesn't work within 21 meters.

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The ability to inhale carbon dioxide and exhale oxygen.

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being able to make the blind see again at the cost of their life.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the ability to turn into random hats

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to shit with your mouth

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the power to believe that you actually have superpowers R.R.

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The power to pee glass shards, but it still hurts.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!