The power to ejaculate only when you're greeting someone

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The power to push any muffin button, but u get no muffins

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the power to pee on command

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The power to fill in ___ blank

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The power to read the minds of hobos. ( now you know what hobos think about you )

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The ability to be a 100% accurate shooter in basketball, however u get blocked every time you shoot

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The power to cease to exist at birth!

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The power to be a dog, with Herpes, that smells like farts.

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to do anything for a klondike bar.

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to evenly cook a hot pocket.

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the power to not have power

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The ability to fly but only under intense gravity

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power to choose a superpower from this site.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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The power to go back in time to when you were in Kindergarten for the soul purpose of eating the crayons before anyone else.

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The power to find treasure, when you try to look for it.

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!