- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

the super power to remove your super power

The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

The power to turn into Justin Bieber.

The power to levitate birds with your mind.

The power to make fish drown.

The power to read and agree to the terms of service.

Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

The power to transform into anything you have already become

The power to think with a 6 year time gap

The power to see through bones.

Power to always have exact change.

The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

The power to have any power you want, but only if you are touching a nine pound diamond, standing in a pool of gold, and stabbing yourself in your pineal gland, the smallest muscle in your body.

The power to have 21/20 vision.

The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

The power to be an idiot.

alarm that goes off when hiding

The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

The power to change your eye color.

The abilty to go through water.

Pointless Super Powers