The power to grab a cats face

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to stop typing about the power. IT'S OVER 9000.

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The power to breathe

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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i like pie.

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The power to talk in Wingdings.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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the power of having 4 stomachs and being able to digest grass

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The power to send emails via pigeon

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The Power Of being Overly Generous in Bad Situations.

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The power to take control of cars that aren't moving.

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The power to fly really fast, but only in one direction (down).

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the power to fail

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The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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The power to not yawn after someone else does.

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the ability to teleport to th place you were 5 seconds ago, unless you've just been to a bank vault and just knocked out teh security gaurd.

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The power to look really cool when sitting in a chair when nobody's looking at you

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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the power to be permanently unconfortable.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!