The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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The power to turn on your Xbox without touching it but you need your controller.

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The power to teleport anywhere you want, but you need another guy with the same power.

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The power to reproduce asexually.

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The ability to control yourself while sleepwalking, but only when you're awake

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the ability turn off your super ability.....

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The power to think about useless power

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.

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he power to absorb every 6th bullet shot at you

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

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THE ABILITY TO WRITE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The ability to stop and keep people from sneezing.

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The power to change your urine to any color

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The power to instantly faceplant when jumping

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The power to bleed an unlimited amount of blood, but on in front of deadly animals.

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The power to buy jerky on a semi-weekly basis.

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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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To teleport to space and then emediately suffocate.

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The power to strap a bomb on your chest, walk into a crowded area, and detonate it

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!