The power of eating but only when you're dead

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to summon unspendable money

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The power to summon a bucket of lukewarm water every 12 days.

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The power to die randomly,for no reason.

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The ability to breath, but only in space.

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The Power to have all the super powers ever, fly great distance. Strength unparrelled. Sight bbeetter than any human on the planet. But your Spanish as well

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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The power to be justin beiber

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The power to shit brix

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The power to make people think that having no powers is the greatest.power of all

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The power to be immune to every third bullet.

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Imortality.

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The power to jizz in your pants when you eat a grape.

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The power to eat anything in a minute.

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the power to poo every time someone asks you out

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The power to hate someone you don't even know

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The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

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Smell chick peas from over two miles away

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The power spite flower

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to make water turn blue when you touch it.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!