The ability to create very weak wifi with a 1000000 character password.

Th power to be telepathetic

The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

the power to be a wi-fi hot spot

The power to get instantly pruned when in contact with any liquid

Night vision that only works during the day

The ability to write a pointless superpower, which was posted earlier without having read it.

Imortality.

The power to burn ashes

The power to excrete food colouring from your sweat glands.

The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

The power to create all the powers on this site

The power to hate someone you don't even know

the power to phaze through everything against your will

The power of evolving a cancer cell everytime you blink

the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

Smell chick peas from over two miles away

The power spite flower

the ability to not have to sleep as long as your procrastinating how ever if you dont sleep after 24 hours you will die if you try do anything productive thus you must procrastinate for the rest of your life

The power to jump, but only on the ground.

the power make tomatoes turn green.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power of being immune to bee stings when no bees are near you

The power to have a second brain, but it has the IQ of a rock.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!