The power to enlarge your penis but only when you use a penis pump.

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The power to shoot socks out of your hands.

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the power to not die only when someone shoots you in your left heel.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to accidentally make pop-up adds appear on the device you are using if you click the X on a website or add!

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The power to not lie wall you activate"I Agree To TheTerms Of Sevice"

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Reverse Pooping

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Writing "because moral man loves you" Moral: I am far too antisocial to love everyone, I mean the more love for me the better... so I can give a lot to my girlfriend too... love you baby! (my girlfriend duh) Moral 2: Someday ill tell her that I type this comments, and if you thumb this up, she will find out I declared my love here too... aww... love the man that does not love you... for love! Me: Huh? My head is spinning... and if yours is too, then thumb this comment up.

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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power to take a dump through your front (if you know what i mean)

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The power to see the future but through a straw.

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The ability to speak to deaf caterpillers

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The power to detect which kitchen drawers contain the silverwear at other peoples houses

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the power to fly indoors

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to summon anything from any store, after paying 10 times its worth.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to see through clothes, but only dungarees.

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the power to eat only one lays potato chip

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The power to enter into a Coalition with the Conservative Party

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!