Having the power to see in the dark if you are blind

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The power to read all these post's in less then a day

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The power to avoid metal detectors, but only when you have nothing metal on you.

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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The power to put on socks with one hand

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to pass out at will.

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the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to be jelous of your friend's new sports car

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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being able to turn lead into dolphins.

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The power to go "flame on!" without fire immunity.

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The power to be born on the same day as your birthday.

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The power to turn all of the air into a solid.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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The ability to do arithmetic one year after 1st grade.

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The ability to know what time it is, but only when you have a watch on.

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The power to die while dieing

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The power to see in the dark only when you have a flashlight.

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The power to have a seat right over there.

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The power of turning on the lights without touching the switch but only when its daytime

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!