The power to sweat an ordorless, but flammable liquid.

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to fly but only upward

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The ability to turn into a mermaid, only on Halloween.

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The ability to catch any ilness you want.

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The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

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The power to play all Videogames you want, but you have to pay the original price for them.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

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The power to smell farts nearby

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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The power to do your homework.

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The ability to turn hamsters into pineapples.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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thee power to not eat but still starve

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to have a boner every time people sneeze.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!