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The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.
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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.
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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight
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Th pwr t frgt vwls.
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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away
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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.
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The ability to troll a website like this. Basically, you do this. QWERTYUIOPASDFGHJKLZXCVBNM.
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The power to eat anything, as long as it's food
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The power to read the minds of the mentally disabled.
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The power to eat carrot cake, then die 12 seconds
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The ability to believe you have a superpower...but you don't
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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised
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to create balloons out of anywhere on your body, and twist them into whatever you look at.
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The power to be a superhero when you rage that has the power of controlling yourself.
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the power to be on time daily, but only after ur late
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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person
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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.
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The power to reproduce asexually.
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The ability to go to the time and place where you are going to die.
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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.
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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.
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The Power of being Friendzoned
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Gay mens power to making straight women like them...
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The power to object to every point you try to... Moral: OBJECTION!
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Pointless Super Powers
A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!