The power to easily dodge any bullets from any weapons ever... as long as the bullets are made of cheese.

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The power to see John Cena, but only when he taps out/gives up.

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to have a limb drop off every day but it grow back the next

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The ability to teleport into high security prisons but you cant teleport out

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to turn into a tree.

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The power to take a pill without drinking anything.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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The power to believe that the only way is essex.

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the power to fly that only activates when you REALLY want to kill yourself by leaping.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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The ability to fly but only for 5 seconds and when you are on an oily floor in tube socks being chased by 10 Puerto Rican woman.

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The power to transform into yourself

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The power to be invincible to every thing but fire water tornadoes bullets explosions guns knifes blades swords grenades sticks pointy objects disease infections sicknesses flu illness natural disasters accidents vehicles trucks electricity meteors bombs rockets drug addiction peer pressure starvation tiredness torture pain monkeys radiation

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the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to touch someone's face while watching rain burn.

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the power to be a complete troll

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Hello.. I'm Captain Curteous & I'd jst like tol say F@@K THE LOT OF YOU. Oh no my powers are failing!!!!!

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the power to cry from drama movies but only when theres no girls around you.

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Being a freemason

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The power to see into the future and past but not remember any of it.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!