The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to see through my eye lids

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The power to fly upwards at Mach 3 speeds, indoors

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The power of trolling your self

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The power to turn your tv on, but only if your in a different country to the to.

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the power to start a new wave band with a neon Open sign, a single bath salt, and a wet Tibetan ritz cracker.

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The power to sing beautifully but only when around def people.

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The power to cancel Honey Boo Boo tv series

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the power to fly but only 2 inches of the ground

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The power to see through water

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the ability to enjoy school

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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The power to be really angry, all the time, for no actual reason.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The ability to come up with the idea for a new version of Windows.

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power to explode.. you can only do it once.

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The power to be away from the Internet without getting bored.

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to always know which way North is but you forget where you are.

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!