The ability to lactate air.

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The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to turn wine into water

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The power to be really bad at math.

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The power to eat just 1 Lays potato chip

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The ability to see through glass

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The power to make a child in Africa die of starvation every time you sneeze

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To pee standing up.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to pee from your eyes

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The ability to turn into a melting crayon for $20

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to breath underwater only when on land.

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The power to grab a cats face

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The power to think of the most pointless superpower.

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The power of the detachable little toe!

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The power to have a power.

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The power to breathe

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The ability to find any lost pennies, as long as you're Jewish

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The power to go back to Anti-jokes.

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i like pie.

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The power to remember everything then forgetting it 10 seconds later.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!