The superpower wasting your time wachting a video that is pointless

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The power to levitate birds with your mind.

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The power to think with a 6 year time gap

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The power of getting aroused when someone rubs your kneecaps.

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The ability to speak any language, but whoever you speak the language to doesn't speak or understand the language

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The power to see through bones.

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The ability to fly only as fast as you can walk.

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The power to have 21/20 vision.

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The ability to be smarter than the average bear.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to be an idiot.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to make your penis able to go through any nown material in the universe even a dwarf star. However it is 1000x more sensitive to pain than normal. And once you start you can't stop until it's trough.

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The ability to hear a tree falling in the woods when there is nobody there to hear it.

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The power to appear in the center of the moon (in a hollow space) whenever you die.

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The power to change your eye color.

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the power to fart for ten straight seconds with one second in between each fart.:)

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The abiltity to grow an additional 4 fingered hand from your inner thigh

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to melt ice into hot ice

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The power to breathe underwater, only in sewers.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!