The ability to trip on flat surfaces

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The power to be a man that makes very good sammiches.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The ability to dislike on any form of social media, but only if you are looking cross-eyed at your pinky finger while listening to a mashup of Justin Beiber and One Direction.

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the power to see through tv's but only when your trying to watch one

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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to change what time it is 1 time per week

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the power to make your best friend's crush fall in love with you, but not your own crush.

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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the power to pee on command

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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The power to be instantly transported to Switzerland, naked, whenever you reach orgasm.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The ability to know what people think of you when they see you. But you already know everyone hates you.

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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Solar Powered Vampire Abilities

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!