The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

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The power to bring life to nobody, except Winston Chrurchil.

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power to be stupid

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The power to fart flames

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The power to hate/love/care about me because of who I am. Moral: Relax dear friends (you other fools relax too) I was born this way, and I love every second of it, I am on fire and this workout gives me so damn much pheromones and testosterone that I am gonna invite a cute friend and have a damn threesome! Why, because its a mans world... never forget that kids...

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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The power to be invulnerable to any type of bullets except lead and copper.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to wash your mouth out with soap.

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The power to get older every second

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The power to see through pastry..

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The ability to breath in a complete vacuum but nowhere else

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The power to manipulate thermometers but not actually affect the temperature.

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The power to transform into air.

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the ability to kill people with your mind as long as they are dead

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!