The power to eat soup with a fork

The power to be invisible when absolutely nobody is watching you (including cameras)

The power to taste anything you smell.

Night vision that only works during the day

The power to die randomly,for no reason.

The ability to pick ur nose while killing a bacteria and kissing a mouse ass

The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

The power to change the channel of the television every 2 hours.

The power to breath in lava, If you don't burn.

The power to turn gold into stones.

The power to add http://www.pointlesssuperpowers.com to http://www.pointlesssites.com

the power to poo every time someone asks you out

The ability to read anything, and never understand it.

The Power to look mildly far away but only with something on your face to help you see

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to be really bad at math.

The Power To Poop on Command.

The power to make the dead that where once deaf see again.

The power to turn anyone into a magical butterfly that can't fly with its wing but the only thing it can do maniacal is make himself fly.

the ability to fly- but only indoors

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

The power to eat food

The power to laugh always when heard a bad news

The power to shriek so loud your own eardrums cause nuclear explosions

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!