The power to have superpowers in your dreams.

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the power to gain the intelligents of amy childs' less intelligent younger sister

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the power to pee on command

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The power to make everyone yawn in the room when you yawn.

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The ability to make your text green on google

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to ride a bike

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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Ability to suck **** like austin calhoun

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The power to be listened to when noone's around.

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to SPEAK IN ALL CAPS.

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The ability to see through slightly dirty windows

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The power to be always able to blame others when you fart.

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Q. How many police officers does it take to arrest a mexican [DARREN ROWLAND]? A. 4- 1 too arrest him & the 3 other to hold his oranges!

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A power level of under 9000.

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The ability to make your handwriting invisible when nobody is reading it

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The ability to change clothes instantly every 67 years

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The power to read people's mind but can only read their minds when they are thinking about sex.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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The power to turn into a parking lot.

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The ability to be able to slide down a blade naked using your balls as breaks

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The power to be millionaire, but only when you have a million dollars.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!