The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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The pewer to mistype the power, this time in non reverse.

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The power to think of hilarious intensely racist jokes, but only at Black Lives Matter protests.

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Balls.

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North Korea's Nuclear missile program.

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The power of licking your own elbow and nose

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Actually, scratch that. . My pointless superpower would be having an ability to do something specific during a period when pretty much all others also have the capability to do that very same thing.

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the power to to be glow in the dark during the day.

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Endless falling....

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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The power to never finish your sente

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the power to fly but your an Altophobic

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Being able to fly.... in the water.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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The power to run as fast as a cheetah! Moral: A dead cheetah...

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to get a boner, but only when you're hugging your dad.

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The power to fly, but only downwards

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to throw up and have it go back into your mouth

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The power to have super-sonic hearing, but only in the presence of the mute.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!