to change what time it is 1 time per week

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The ability to hand in assignments 1 day late

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The ability to survive without an apendix.

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the power to make a fart that kills people when no one is around you

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The ability to control dairy products

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the ability to uncontrollably disprove the existence of god but only in front of nuns.

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the power to hear whats going on in your ear

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the power to sneeze cum

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THE POWER OF AUTISM !!!

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to sweat blood uncontrollably out of your anus while singing to Justin Beiber and stabbing yourself in the dick with a machete

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The power to increase the amount of earwax by 300 percent at will.

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The power of destroying anything that's inert with one punch, but dying afterwards.

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The power to see through water

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to lose your hearing and eyesight/

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The power to find lost socks.

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The power to see through pastry..

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the superpower to be able to fuck extremely good with or without genitals

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The power to correctly guess how old shag rugs are

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The power to believe in yourself, when you can believe in me. Moral: BECAUSE I BELIEVE IN YOU!

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The power to turn into a tree.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The superpower to be able to blend in with trees when there are no trees in a 5 km radius

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!